I don’t even know which one of us first came up with the idea of buying a djellaba. We had both been thinking about it for a long time (silently, each to ourselves), and now it had finally become reality, and so unexpectedly too. We asked the seller how much the djellaba cost, and he said 1,500 dirhams ($150!), without even blinking.
In shock, Volchy and I exchanged glances. I said, “He’s crazy, it can’t cost that much! What do you think its real price is?” Volchy said, “Well, probably I’d buy it for 300 dirhams ($30)”
And the old man kept talking about what a wonderful djellaba it was, that it was made of camel wool and that’s why it was so expensive.
Meanwhile Volchy takes 300 dirhams out of his wallet and says, here, I’ll buy it from you for this much. The seller can’t believe his eyes. 300??? - he laughs - no, no, that’s impossible! I’ll sell it to you for 1000, and only for you!
“Well, fine,” we say, and put the djellaba in the pile, getting ready to leave. The seller stops us - “all right then, let’s say 700!” Then he agreed to 500. He says - 500, final price. Volchy and I thought about it. And I said, “why do you even need it, this djellaba? Especially for 500 dirhams.” “Yeah, really, why do I need it,” Volchy agreed.
We were already almost out of the shop when the seller caught up with us and grabbed Volchy by the hand. He muttered under his breath, “All right, take it for 300.”
Volchy grabs the djellaba and says jokingly, “Let’s get out of here quickly, the seller’s really angry now.”
We walk off with the djellaba under our arm, laughing. “And where are you going to wear it?” I ask. “I don’t know, but it’s so cool.”
And in the room, where it was very cold again, we realized that it was also very warm!